Heave Ho, Valentine’s!

Valentine’s is nearly over!
Can you hear me cheer?
All this nonsense packed away
For yet another year!

I’ve champagne cooling nicely
In ice that was quite pricey
With strawberries by the icy
Chilling since last nighty;
Dark chocolate looking finey
And some oysters there – cor blimey!
They’ve really knocked my psyche
I’ve gone all pale and whitey…
The thought of shellfish – crikey
And that’s meant to stir things ‘rightly’?!
Nah, not for me, thanks kindly
They’ll make my tummy lively
I’ll leave things there, sublimely,
My word – is that the timey?
Now I’ve lost the plot alrighty
…That’s OK as I’m a Pisces
Where was I? Ah, Valentine’s
See?

Valentine’s is nearly over!
Can you hear me over there?
All this fuss for nothing
And does anyone really care?

Thankfully, this is my final Valentine’s post for this year! Yes, I know it isn’t Valentine’s Day until Sunday, but here at the Mansion it’s just Sunday. Plain Sunday. All this build up for nothing. I’ll say no more.

Happy Valentine’s Day, if you celebrate it! I’m not a total Grinch!