The Halloween Collective


A Siege of Bitterns – could this refer to a group of Vampyrs holding captive their prey? No, of course not! It’s a group of bitterns. Fun fact – the least bittern isn’t the person whom the Vampyrs failed to get most of their red stuff from… no, its one of the smallest herons in the world. Look*: Ixobrychus exilis.jpg

A convocation of witches, perhaps? Actually, no, it’s a convocation of eagles. A brood, perhaps in an eyrie. Eerie, what?

A murder of crows. Sinister, with a familiar witch connection once again. Also, some cats are familiars as well, with some being angry; wild even. A destruction of cats. And what would the cats play with given half a chance? A mischief of mice.

Sometimes, I mix or merge words together accidentally, so spine-chilling becomes “chine” for some reason… you know, as in a chine of polecats. (It’s actually “chine-spilling” to give it it’s full term.)

Outside of the Mansion are the Grinds. Out to sea, you may see a grind of bottle-nosed whales. You wouldn’t see any whales in the Grinds, bottle-nosed or otherwise. Other things you wouldn’t see in the Grinds is a crash of rhinoceroses or a bloat of Hippopotami, although you may if you attend at the time of the Convocation (Gathering).

The witches also have cohorts, dark and broody. Not at all black and white, as in a cohort of zebras. These too wouldn’t be found in the Grinds, but you may be able to count your blessings if you saw their distant relations, a blessing of unicorns. They sometimes turn up around here, along with a scale of dragons. That’s what I call them anyway.

A clutter of spiders scutter across the floor. And we’re back with the witches again. In their jars in their cauldron cellars, you may see a knot of toads and a nest of vipers. Sometimes, they need these as props, as an illusion of magicians must always be prepared. And the witches? Obviously, it’s a coven, which is also the case for Vampyrs, funnily enough.

You never know… this collection of nouns may come in very useful if you find yourself caught up in a Halloween quiz somewhere. Well, stranger things have happened. You’ll thank me one day…

*Image for this post from Wikipedia.

8 responses to “The Halloween Collective”

  1. prenin avatar

    Like I’d remember! LoL!!! 🙂

    You are a very smart man Tom! 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks for saying so, Prenin… although it was merely research! You’d be surprised at what you think you may have forgotten and really hadn’t!

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  2. Curmudgeon-at-Large avatar
    Curmudgeon-at-Large

    As Halloween approaches, you may also encounter a Cauldron of Bats, a Rout of Wolves, a Wake of Buzzards, a Tiding of Magpies, an Unkindness of Ravens, a Quiver of Cobras, an Intrusion of Cockroaches or a Business of Flies.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks for this, Curmudgeon! I’d come across the Cauldron of Bats, but none of the others! You learn something everyday!

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  3. Sherri avatar

    Very clever this Tom 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Sherri… I like to have a go! 😀

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  4. Visionkeeper avatar

    What a cool little bird….Very small for a heron. You can see the heron in its face for sure. Sounds like you are winding up for the big Hallows eve which approaches. I love your excitement for all of this:) Don’t loose it TL… By the way, I was looking for writing jobs today and saw this one and immediately thought of you…Hey more $ would be nice, no? Here’s the link. Good luck. I think you should do it!!!! VK 🙂
    http://writingcareer.com/post/130876908336/book-smugglers-opens-submissions-for-spec-fiction

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It’s getting closer everyday, VK!
      Thanks for the link…it sounds interesting and I may just enter. I will have to come up with a new superhero, though… I have plans for all of my current ones!

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