Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 1: Vampire


A new vain vamp called Ricardo
Liked to wear avocado
But as he got nearer
To his full length mirror
He suddenly lost his bravado

Vampires don’t have reflections, so he could have been wearing plum and it wouldn’t have mattered one bit.

This Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick has been brought to you by Beyond The Sphere. Yes, times have really gotten this desperate, but don’t despair, this is only a filler.

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10 responses to “Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick 1: Vampire”

  1. Visionkeeper avatar

    Desperate times require desperate measures….Keep at TL….VK 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      A little too desperate it seems, VK. This post was meant to be scheduled for tomorrow. Ah well. I’ll have to scrawl another spooky(ish) post now…

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      1. Visionkeeper avatar

        You can always take photos of Splodge and friends, do the ‘can you see’ the so and so in the picture deal…And of course you haven’t been taking pix of the Halloween preparations in the Mansion…There is going to be a party is there not? VK

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          There’s no party at the Mansion this year, VK… the Gathering (in the Grinds) is due to take place around then and I wouldn’t like to be out there when that takes place…
          Splodge and friends haven’t called by for a while… if they turn up, I’ll try to grab some photos of them, and I haven’t long since posted a ‘can you see’…but I could do another one. It is Halloween after all! 😀

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  2. prenin avatar

    Still funny though! 🙂

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks for saying so, Prenin. I have another Slightly Spooky Totally Silly Limerick in the works, which may or may not be better…

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  3. colonialist avatar

    The reason he shied away madly,
    Was he was reminded quite sadly
    Avocado does leave stains –
    He’d have known if he’d had brains –
    And sight of it frightened him badly.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Excellent response, Col!
      We can’t have a stained vampire wandering the streets now, can we?

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  4. Diane Henders avatar

    Hahahaha!!! I love it! There’s nothing finer than a silly limerick!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I agree with you there, Diane! 😀

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