Funnily enough, my Inner Zombie likes jokes and the colour green. That said, even he turned his nose up at these. Shortly afterwards, it fell off.
I must warn you, there may be one further post such as this before the stroke of midnight on Halloween. With the emphasis on the may. It may also be funny.
Reminds me of this public domain song I used to sing as a kid:
“Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat.
Dirty little birdie feet.
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.”
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Sounds fun, CM. (It was fun, yes?)
When I read public domain, for some reason public information registered with me… and I couldn’t work out just what the song would actually be used for… I like the last line, however. Very abstract!
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And you don’t get that very often in this day and age, Prenin! 😉
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One can feel the thrill of Halloween coursing through your veins TL….Exciting is it not? As kid you must have had such a great time! You still do 🙂 VK
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Oh, I do, VK. I think it’s the spookiness…
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I love these, Tom. Keep ’em coming. Great for some giggles and for getting in the mood for Halloween.
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Very funny… 🙂 Good to laugh..
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I think so too, Sue!
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Ooh … fun! Let me try one …
What did the vampire say when the zombie invited him to have a little bite?
‘Fangs very mush!’
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Fangs, Col!
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Love the variety and use of the bogey greens! Very seasonal and atmospheric 🙂 The design of this page is great….but all this seasonability seems to have brought the wilds of October’s worst our way! It’s freezing! And cold! And windy and wet and I’m supposed to be enjoying a weeks holiday and here I am shivering indoors on a cold icy October night!! Terrible! lol 😉
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Ah… sorry about that, Icewolf. I’m now replying, what seems like months later, and it feels like the height of Summer again. The seasons do seem to be a little …erm… mixed up, don’t they? Glad you like the greens… I thought they’d be more Halloweeny, for some reason.
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The Vampire State Building. Heh. 🙂
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🙂 Like that one!
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Just read these out to my daughter and we both loved them…keep ’em coming Tom 😀 And I meant to say, love your very Halloweeny header 🙂
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Thanks for the giggles! What do you call a skeleton in a cowboy hat and black mask? The Bone Ranger.
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The Bone Ranger! 😀 Hehehe.
Glad you like them, Diane… as terrible as they are. I need to hunt out some more for my third and final jokes post!
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