Reports are coming in that the Forward Thinking Consortium, otherwise known as The Luna Landscaping Company, have commenced their project to create an atmosphere on the Moon.
Recently speaking via video phone, company chairman Dick Lines hailed the project a success.
“We’ve successfully created the first cloud on the satellite using Atmospheric Relay Station 4. Following the dramatic explosion of ARS1, and the subsequent failures of ARS 2 and 3, 4 is more stable, and it even hummed as it kicked into action. The automatic camera placed close to the site, which we can’t disclose for legal reasons, captured the clouds’ creation, seconds after the unit was switched on.
“The Earth looks like a Full Moon hovering overhead, a silent sentinel observing the events as they happen.
“Already, as you can see in the picture, the Luna Skyscape is different, altered dramatically, with reds and golds replacing what was just a shade of black.
“Once the Moon is completely covered by this cloud of atmosphere, we will start with stage two of the project, and introduce plant-life and water tanks. And once they take hold, stage three will commence, which includes the first Luna Landing Party.
“Obviously, we will keep you informed of events as and when they happen.”
According to the reports, the LLC are trying to rush along the LLP, so they will arrive on the Moon by the middle of next week, taking the plant-life and water units with them, rather than waiting for the atmosphere to fully take hold and establish itself.
Company spokesman, Gordon San Pappiere, deflected criticism of what has been called ‘corporate impatience’ by some of the interested parties in the project.
“It’s utter nonsense to say we are being impatient. We’ve run thousands of trials here on Earth, every one as successful as the previous one. We know through our tests that absolutely nothing will go wrong.”
Betty Eadcliffe, who works on reception at the LLC’s offices – in a location that we can’t disclose through the company’s protection of information policy – passed us a note from one of the workers there.
In the note, the worker says that even the ARS devices aren’t ready, which was highlighted by the failures of the first three, and the other sixteen devices haven’t been thoroughly tested.
We confronted LLC Press Secretary Oran Kloon regarding this claim, and he said a terse “No comment” and then went on to say “The company will not answer criticism regarding this project. It is destined not to fail.”
We will be keeping a close eye on these events and report back in due course. Until then, please be patient.
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