Bespectacled and muscular built newspaper journalist, Kent Essex, has very kindly provided the following for this post:
You come across some funny people in a lifetime, and sometimes funny people come across you.
Or maybe it’s just me. Maybe I attract crackpots and wackos because I, too, am a crackpot and a wacko. I’m not, but the crackpot and wacko who thinks this post is directed at them will think it is true.
Well, they will do if they read it. Not that they will because they wouldn’t think to look. They wouldn’t know it is about them. They wouldn’t know it is about them, because I’m not saying who it is about.
Maybe it is you, the crackpot and wacko who drove erratically this morning.
Or maybe it is you, the crackpot and wacko who likes making nuisance telephone calls to people in the early hours of the morning.
Or maybe it is you, the crackpot and wacko who sells personal details about people for identity theft purposes.
Or maybe it is you, the crackpot and wacko who tricks people out of their life savings.
Or maybe it is you, the crackpot and wacko who thinks nothing of how their actions have an effect not only on the people around them, but the world as a whole.
Or maybe it is you, the crackpot and wacko who likes to harm animals.
It may be you I’m writing about, it may not be. I’ve never met you so it doesn’t matter what I think. Or I may have met you, but it still doesn’t matter what I think. It’s how you think that matters. Not what you think now, but how you think in later life. Remember the Law of Threefold Return and all that.
That was a personally political broadcast on behalf of the good-natured human society.
The good-natured human society who want to see improvements for everyone all around the world.
The good natured-human society may be considered crackpots and wackos by the crackpots and wackos mentioned above, and other crackpots and wackos in other areas too. Crackpots and wackos come in all shapes and sizes, and may be misleading, but they know who they are. They wouldn’t say that they are crackpots and wackos though, because they think they are not.
Which now makes me sound like a crackpot and wacko, which I most definitely am not. Although I may now be considered as such due to the reasons mentioned in the paragraph just above this one. But hopefully not by the people who are not crackpots and wackos, but may also be considered as crackpots and wackos, who may be reading this and thinking this post is about them.
Which it isn’t.
Unless it is.
You’ll know if it is when you read it.
If you think it is, and it isn’t I apologise now in advance. Sorry.
If you think it is, and it is – well, it is. Crackpot and wacko.
If you think it isn’t, and it is, it most definitely is. But don’t worry. You don’t need to mention it to anyone.
Oh, and if you truly are a crackpot and wacko, but do not consider yourself to be a part of the group of crackpot and wackos this post is directed at, but are inclined to be part of the good-natured human society, you are more than welcome to join the group. Membership is free. You can have fun if you like. You’ll get more out of life.
You can choose which side to be on. The good natured side or the other one.
I like to feel good. I know which side I’m on!
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