The Black Hole strikes again…

…Only this time, it is serious.

I mentioned in yesterday’s post that I am in bathroom cleaning mode at present, and nothing has changed there. Apart from one thing. I have misplaced my toilet brush.

How can a toilet brush go missing? I have no idea. It was right there, beside the toilet the last time I looked, but now it has gone. And it’s holder. That’s disappeared too.

I have just nipped out to the twenty-four hour supermarket to see if I can buy another one, and they have sold out. SOLD OUT! I know that people are panic buying because of the snow, but toilet brushes??? Surely, there’s better things to panic buy than toilet brushes. Things like food, for instance – there was lots of that on the shelves. Whilst I was there, I panic bought a tub of fizzy tangy sweets. That will be my reward later tonight, after I have cleaned my toilet without a toilet brush.

Still, these things need to be done. And I’m about to do it. I’m going in.

But, before I do, I have to say one more thing… one thing will inevitably happen the moment I have completed my task. I’ll find the toilet brush.

My fizzy sweets are calling – I’d better get cleaned up quickly!