Featuring Tomman and Thomasina Woman

Citizens, be well.
I am Thomasina Woman, the greatest superhero to have ever existed on this planet. With my daft deft sidekick, Tomman, we can ensure the safety of…

Tomman
What do you mean, ‘greatest’… and ‘sidekick’? I am the main superhero, and you are just the female variant, Thomasina.

Cactus Thomasina
Cactus Thomasina to you, sharp shootin’ gun slingin’ femme fatale from…

Tom West
Anything you can do, Tom West can do better…

Thomasina
That sounds a bit fishy. I’m back to my natural beautiful self now.

Tombie
Did somebody mention fish?
That is quite enough of that. I must apologise, but my Inners are revolting today. At least Fingers is behaving himself.
I'm not surprised at Thomasina. I AM surprised at my Inner Leader of the Opposition. And Tombie. What more can be said?
Thomasina: But we didn’t get the word ‘peg’ in.
Me: You also didn’t do it in six sentences… but besides, that ship sailed on Sunday.
Thomasina: You’ve given me an idea of Thomasina Silver, pirate of the seven seas…
Nah. That's enough. There's only so much nonsense we can fit into one blog post.
Normality should resume shortly...

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