The Unicorn Challenge: Paperwork


“Gordon, have you seen the recipe book for the formula to the new scent?”

“It was on the windowsill just before… ” Gordon glanced over to the window, then back at Eunice, the Quality Control Manager, who’d just walked into the Development Suite, bringing a hurricane with her. They both ran over to the window and saw the book splayed downwards on the car park four floors down.

Heavy raindrops started to fall around the book.

“Why would you leave it on the ledge?” Eunice asked, ashen-faced.

“Why did you burst into the office like you did?” Gordon replied, his face developing a crimson hue.

Noticing the rain was getting heavier outside, and the book had already been driven over once, they decided Gordon should run out to retrieve the document, while Eunice would speak to Systems to see if they could get another copy. They both watched as another car drove over the book, ripping the cover away.

“Hi, it’s Eunice,” the flustered woman said when she finally got an answer. “Could you possibly print out another copy of the Fra Gi Ley composition for me?”

Gordon returned, dripping wet, with the tattered and soggy remains of the book, slapping it down on the desk.

“Due to the company’s one copy print then delete for prototype design policy, they can’t print another.” Eunice sighed.

“I always thought that policy was flawed,” Gordon said, holding aloft a dripping page, “Fra Gi Ley may not turn out as planned, I feel…”

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©️ Ayr/Gray

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Posted for The Unicorn Challenge, a blogging challenge hosted by Jenne Gray and C E Ayr, where we are to write something, anything, up to 250 words, inspired by a photo prompt.

24 responses to “The Unicorn Challenge: Paperwork”

  1. ladysighs avatar

    That new scent probably stunk anyway. ;(

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    1. Tom avatar

      Well, Ladysighs, if it didn’t originally, it probably does now! 😀

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  2. Doug Jacquier avatar

    Office crisis in over drive? 🙂

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    1. Tom avatar

      It looks that way, Doug. That, or they’re taking cyber security very seriously indeed

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  3. jenne49 avatar

    Love where you went with this, Tom.
    Fra Gi Ley does sound like an expensive perfume.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Jenne. Hopefully, it smells like what it’s worth! 🤣

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  4. ceayr avatar

    Clever and funny, Tom

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, CE! 😀
      I rescued your comment, but it didn’t appear in my notifications list… I had to reply in the ‘unreplied’ section in the app. As you said earlier, strange times indeed! At least I have your comment now, so all sorted! 🤞

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  5. Diane Henders avatar

    Uh-oh for Gordon and Eunice! (But you made me chuckle anyway.) 🙂

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks for chuckling, Diane!
      I’m sure Gordon and Eunice will work something out! 🙂

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  6. clark avatar

    foisttossed by… his own

    damn!
    (Note to self: wait until later than than 4 am to get clever with the Shakespeare allusions)

    lol fun Story, Tom

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Clark.
      You’d probably lose me with Shakespeare, forsooth…

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      1. clark avatar

        A college misinterpretation of, “Hoist on his own petard”
        (Don’t even try to see a connection between your story…lol)

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        1. Tom avatar

          I thought that was the phrase you were saying, Clark, but I was always flummoxed by its meaning. As there’s no connection here, ‘twould seem I’m still flummoxed! 😄

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          1. clark avatar

            If you insist (lol… someone unplug that Doctrine keyboard!!)
            My earliest understanding of the phrase (and, according to the Wikipedoids incorrect) was to be lifted by the ferocity of passing gas.
            So my ‘mind’ insisted there was a connection between the “…recipe book for the formula to the new scent.” being tossed from the window and the … well, by the Law of Opposites?!!?
            err lets just let this one go… lol

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            1. Tom avatar

              🤣🤣 Ah! Now I understand! 🤣🤣

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  7. The Sicilian Storyteller avatar

    Probably a stinkeroo cologne anyway.
    Sounds like a name for a corn chip snack.
    Fun story, Tom!

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Nancy. The replacement may be worse than the original as well…!

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  8. Margaret avatar

    Lessons here? Enter gently, guard that which is rare and precious, and always make a backup. Fun story here, but it still got me thinking. Love the perfume name.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Margaret.
      Your comment is valid… but too late for this pair! 🤣

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  9. europasicewolf avatar

    Oopsy! That was a stroke of bad luck…maybe try a kindle copy next time!😅

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    1. Tom avatar

      That’s a good idea, Icewolf 😁

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  10. Liz H-H avatar

    Let’s hope the next iteration makes better scents! See what I did there (goofy laugh!)?

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    1. Tom avatar

      Better scents! 🤣
      I love it, Liz! 👍

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