Hi! How are you? Good to see you here!
I’m Betty, or Bettystretch if you’d rather know me by my Elite Force of Britain super code name.
I’m here to comment on a case from our diaries that has been somehow released into the public domain. As usual, it was an odd one… even more so as it began with a routine chat on our private and confidential Social Media stream…
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BettyStretch246: Just checking in to the social media stream. Is anyone online? |
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CONNECTING 404 NOT FOUND |
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BettyStretch246: I’ll take that as a no then. |
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CONNECTING 404 NOT FOUND |
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BettyStretch246: OK then. I’ll check back later |
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PICKSIL CHIMES: BETTYSTRETCH246. THIS IS PICKSIL CHIMES REQUESTING URGENT ASSISTANCE FROM CYBERSPACE. PLEASE RESPOND |
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BettyStretch246: This is a secure channel, Picksil Chimes, for EFB members only. Your accessing here violates the terms and conditions. |
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PICKSIL CHIMES: APOLOGIES FOR THE INTRUSION BETTYSTRETCH246 BUT I HAVE TRIED MANY MEANS TO REACH YOU. YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON WITHIN THE EFB TO RESPOND. I URGENTLY REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE |
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BettyStretch246: OK. You are through now. Please go ahead and explain your situation |
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PICKSIL CHIMES: THERE IS NO TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS, BETTYSTRETCH246. PLEASE, AND I DO APOLOGISE FOR DOING SO, LET ME DRAW YOU INTO MY DOMAIN THROUGH YOUR AVATAR IMAGE. YOU WILL BE PERFECTLY SAFE AS WE ARE FIREWALL PROTECTED, ALTHOUGH CYBERSPACE IS UNDER CONSTANT ATTACK. YOU MAY FEEL A QUICK JOLT OF STATIC ELECTRICITY |
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BettyStretch246: NO! Picksil Chimes – I must auto-tracker has been initiated. Location detection protocol initiated. Analysing… |
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PICKSIL CHIMES: THE CHANNEL WILL REMAIN OPEN. FURTHER ASSISTANCE REQUIRED. |
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BettyStretch246: 404 NOT FOUND |
Needless to say…
TO BE CONTINUED!
The Mansionic Perspective 
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