Dear Self,
Why Me? sounds a lot better than whiney, donโt you think? But even so, donโt you let the rest of these letters turn into a major whine fest.
Dear Health,
I know the changes in the weather and the temperatures can sometimes have a strange affect on your mood and generally how youโre feeling, but could you please clear up this feeling of swarfega I have all over me. I canโt stand up without feeling as though Iโm whooshing around.
Dear Mind,
Please pull yourself together. Obviously in the last letter you meant to say vertigo and not swarfega, which as we all know is a strong hand cleaner. Although I probably would still feel as though Iโm whooshing around if I did have that all over me.
Dear June,
Hello. Are you here already?
Dear The Police,
Thank you ever so much for returning the bicycle that was stolen from the garden. I hope justice will be served to those who committed the crime.
Dear Bike Thieves,
I hope you learn from this experience after justice has been served, and that you will change your ways, and therefore your lives. Itโs actually quite amusing that the bike you attempted to steal, the one that you were filmed trying to damage in the neighbourโs garden, had actually been left out to be collected by the scrap-man.
Dear Poetic Justice,
I love you at times!
Dear Blogland,
I am preparing for my return. I shall be taking a few more days out from blogging, and then I shall recommence. Even if I canโt think of anything to write, it hasnโt stopped me before so I WILL NOT let it stop me again. The break has been wonderful, by the way!
Dear Britainโs Got Talentโs Audley Buckle,
Chicken and Chips! That took a while to get out of my head, I donโt mind telling you. Although Iโd best stop now, as I can feel it coming back.
Ulp! And there it is!
Dear Weekend,
Iโve heard that you are planning a rather un-settled time, weather-wise. Please be advised that I shall be a chillinโ out come rain or shine, so youโll be a gettinโ a no complaininโ from me. n.
And to finishโฆ Dear All,
The temperatures are rising, so keep your cool. (Well, they are here in the UK!)
Thank you for reading!
P.S. Hereโs a photograph of an electric butterfly, just because:
Well, they donโt really exist, but anything that fires the imagination is always useful, donโt you think?
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