With sincere apologies, I’ve raided my Bumper Book of Christmas Cracker Jokes from 1957. I have to do at least one of these posts for the Festive Season. So, without further ado, strap yourself down, hold on to your belly and prepare to laugh. Or groan. Either works!
Father Christmas is lying on a couch in a psychiatrist’s consulting room.
Psychiatrist: Now then, what appears to be the problem?
Father Christmas: I just don’t believe in myself.
What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
Reindeer: This will sleigh you.
What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How do snowmen get around?
On their icicles.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues.
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas? Cross Mouse Cards!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
Adam: It’s Christmas, Eve!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
What did the sea Say to Santa? Nothing! It just waved!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
Why does Santa have three garden plots up at the North Pole?
That way he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight? One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
That’s it. I can’t bear any more.
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