Postcards and Gobbledegook

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Were hvaing a lovel time ear in the outsside world.
Theres somuch to dea and doo, and these Frinds are fantastoi==ic. The Wandering Whalers have just arived and are whaling egernetively, causibf am eerie ambiance ro rezonate throughouy this lush and granf lanfscape.

Thomasina syas hi, and the Zmobie is all in one piec still. He’s met another zombi we thing, and he’s keping himself to hiself. Quitte literaly. The Bogeman and Creation are calling all sorts of trouble, ex[ecially with the animals; the peacocks and the shep wont go near them… but tat said, tey won’t go near the Plesiossoaur. The Bogeyan and the Creation that is, not eh animals. And none of us will go near the dragons. Freightful beats.

We’’re almost ready for the gatering. although we dont know when itis yet. We will fond out soon enough.

Msut drat now – epxloring to do!

Fnagers.

The above is an email postcard I received this morning from Fingers, my Inner Typist. Throughout October, he wants to be known as Fabgers – oops, Fangers. And his typing skills haven’t improved one iota since he’s been away. (For those of you who have been on the dark side of the Moon, Thomasina, Fingers, Zombie, Bogeyman and Creation have all managed to escape the confines of my Inner Mind, and are now out in the real world, exploring the Grinds apparently. I think they’re there for the Gathering, the night when the folk from all Halloween legends get together for a well behaved bash. I don’t know why my Inners want to go, being honest, they aren’t frightful in the slightest, but each to their own, I suppose.

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There. Spam horrors dealt with and deleted. Now, back to Halloween.