Knock! Knock! Knock!

Yes!

Yes, I can hear you!

YES!

I’m KNOCKING.

YES! One.

One Knock. You must be able to hear me!

YES!

Oh no. I’m not doing that. Two knocks.

I can’t believe that you can’t hear me. I can hear YOU perfectly.

I’ll knock one more time and then I’ll go.

There.

No?

Sorry. If you’re not willing to listen after trying so hard to get through to me, then that’s your fault. I’ve tried my hardest to get through to you. I’m exhausted now and need to rest.

Maybe you’ll hear me next time?

Just don’t bring that board.