Hello…
Can you hear me?
Am I getting through to you?
Hello?!
Is it late there? There’s a laughter on the line…
Ah, it was just static! That’s better. These inter-dimensional message devices are somewhat confusing. Some hear laughter, some hear static. Me, I hear both! Typical! I hope the words I am saying are being transferred into text correctly, and the correct context is being used. I’m in the future you see. 2012 in fact!
OK, I’m not that far in the future, but this gadget I’m using has somehow found its way from the future, and to me! Very convenient, I must say, and I’m always one to try out new things. Usually, however, it is long after they have been tried out by others, but never mind… they’re new to me when I try them.
This device is new. It hasn’t even been invented yet, and I’m using it! I’m writing a quick post to my blog for last year, it should automatically slot in between the other posts as there is a handy gap between posts around the 1st December 2011. At least I hope it slots in then. I’d look pretty silly if it was slotted in in June 1966 wouldn’t I? Did blogs exist back then? I don’t think so. No, it’ll work. I’m sure of it. Especially when I click this button here!
So, here I am in 2012. Things are pretty much the same. I can’t say too much due to the Balance of the Universe, and this device has been set up to filter out and delete any facts, such as winning lottery numbers, which is a bit of a bind. I mean, look at these six winning numbers from March: , , , , , and . See!
Actually, I’m not in the future. I’m writing this in my now, for it to be posted back in the past. When it is being read, it has been written in the future, but not my future. Unless, I’m reading this tomorrow, and then it is also in my past. Time zones are so much fun, but get very confusing! And I will be so confused when I get to read his post (that is, the me of December 1st 2011 who will have no idea that this would have been posted yet, as he is busy fiddling about with backgrounds and headers and stuff! He he he! That laugh should have sounded more evil. I knew there was a laughter on the line!)
Anyway, what was the point of this post?
I can’t remember now. 2012’s still here otherwise I wouldn’t have posted this. And I suppose, as this device is from the future, the future’s still here too. Unless that is only in this dimension. Hmmm, I wonder – what about Betelgeuse? I’ll have to go and check up on that one!
I wonder if I can write to the future? It’ll be a bit like reversing the charges but on a far grander scale although without any money. Speaking of money, , , … , ! Oh, this filter!
Must dash! This device is making a strange clanking and whirring sound. What’s it doing?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
. . .
The Mansionic Perspective 
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