When Grease meets Hair. My Hair.

I got hair
It’s multiplying
And I’m losing control
‘Cause the power it’s revealing
It’s horrifying

It better shape up
‘Cause I need a cut
And my eyes just can’t see through
It better shape up
It better understand
For my sight I must be true
Nothing left
Nothing left for me to do

I’m gonna get it cut off
Oo-oo-oo, honey
Get it cut off
Oo-oo-oo, honey
Get it cut off
Oo-oo-oo, it’s what I need
Oh, yes indeed

It can blow
In all directions
It’s too strong to stay still
Better use my reflection
Cut away

It better shape up
‘Cause I need a cut
You need a cut?
That will keep me calm inside
It better shape up
If I’m gonna prove
You better prove
That my need is justified
Are you sure?
Yes I’m sure down deep inside

I’m gonna get it cut off
Oo-oo-oo, honey
Get it cut off
Oo-oo-oo, honey
Get it cut off
Oo-oo-oo, it’s what I need
Oh, yes indeed

Nothing left
Nothing left for me to do

I’m gonna get it cut off
Oo-oo-oo, honey
Get it cut off
Oo-oo-oo, honey
Get it cut off
Oo-oo-oo, it’s what I need
Oh, yes indeed

scissors-comb

With sincere apologies to any Grease fans.

Sep 7, 2011

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4 responses to “When Grease meets Hair. My Hair.”

penpusherpen

Sep 8, 2011

Now you’ve gone and done it… Sir A, I have a picture in my head of you as JT, singing with Olivia Neutron Bomb. Ah me oh my..but I do know what you mean, flowing locks are the very devil to control. A cut in time saves a lotta hassle. I shall think on thee, when the scissors descend, hold thy breath, close thine eyes, thy trial will soon be at an end. 😀 (Um. you’re not like Samson are you? your super powers won’t suddenly.. .you know?… be cut orf? ) xPenx

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1. Tom (Aquatom1968)
  
  Sep 8, 2011
  
  Ah, but Lady P, I haven’t done it at all! I still have my flowing mane that is as wild as the whole lion itself!
  I’ve been singing this song all day today! But luckily only in my head. You don’t get many bad haired bad singers on the X Factor do you? Hmmm…
  And, no. My super powers are thought based so I can do anything I like with my hair. Pretty much as it does itself, really! 😀
  
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kateshrewsday

Sep 8, 2011

A word of caution. My mother-in-law agitated for my husband to cut his long flowing locks before his wedding. I, to my eternal shame, colluded. Of course, he did, and it impaired his superhuman powers Samson-style. In addition my mother walked straight past him in the church without recognising him as he waited for me to arrive.

Read the Samson story just one more time. Read: and reflect 🙂

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1. Tom (Aquatom1968)
  
  Sep 8, 2011
  
  I may just do that Kate… can’t get my hair cut just yet anyway…
  
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