The Unicorn Challenge: Oasis


‘I told you this was a good idea, my scrumptious pomegranate!’ Ognar Rance plunged his small wooden fork into the crisp batter surrounding a succulent piece of cod that topped a tray of steaming hot chips and peas.

‘You did indeed, my darling pineapple…’ Myrtle smiled dreamily as she chewed on the corner of her pillow.

‘Are you dreaming again?’ Ognar chuckled as he climbed out of bed. ‘We’ll be by the seaside in no time!’

‘I know. And it was so kind of Noir D’Orreur to offer to drive us there as well.’ Myrtle straightened her pillow, and elegantly slipped out of her side of the bed. ‘Unkton-by-Sea awaits, so we’d best get ready quickly.’

The journey took two hours due to roadworks on the Yelby Bypass, for which Noir was very apologetic and the Rances insisted she thought nothing of it.

They were dropped off outside the Harbour Hotel, checked in quickly and, after unpacking, dashed out again to the harbour wall. Myrtle clasped her hands together across her chest as she saw the oasis ahead of her.

‘So, my little cuckoo,’ Ognar smiled, ‘the usual?’

‘Of course!’ Myrtle sat herself down on ‘their’ bench, looking out to sea, as Ognar walked over to their favourite food van in all the world. He soon returned with two polystyrene cartons.

‘He remembered our anniversary,’ Ognar smiled, handing Myrtle a fork, ‘and… on the house!’

‘Oh, Ognar,’ Myrtle sighed, ‘just perfect! Happy anniversary. And what a perfect start!’

Myrtle and Ognar Rance
Posted for The Unicorn Challenge... a magical challenge hosted by Jenne Gray and C E Ayr. It's been a few weeks since I last participated  in this challenge, so decided a little trip down memory lane was in order. And the Rances made me do it!

17 responses to “The Unicorn Challenge: Oasis”

  1. Sally avatar

    Funny and sweet — or, I suppose, crispy and delicious. This was wonderful.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Sally… pleased you enjoyed it.

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  2. Margaret avatar

    Polystyrene and a wooden fork – no fine dining with crystal and porcelain for these two, but their anniversary is marked with love. Sweet.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Indeed it is, Margaret. Thank you.

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  3. europasicewolf avatar

    “scrumptious pomegranate”!!😆…”my darling pineapple”!🍍 …🤣 Love it, Tom! What a wonderful couple they are!😂

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    1. Tom avatar

      Hehehe! Thanks, Icewolf. They are a pleasure to write.

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  4. ceayr avatar

    Where’ve you been, huh? Jenne will be expecting a note from your mum, y’know!

    Fun story, Tom, welcome back to you and your cast.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, CE. I’ve been… somewhere… exploring, I think! 🤣
      My cast and I say hi back to you!

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  5. Diane Henders avatar

    Congratulations to Ognar and Myrtle on their anniversary! (And The Codfather made me chuckle.) 🙂

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    1. Tom avatar

      Ognar and Myrtle thank you dearly, Diane.

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  6. clark avatar

    Such a lovely couple. You are truly blessed by the Muse of Characters (Muse de caractère). They often tell us the story and our only responsibility to make sure we get it all down ‘on paper/electrons’.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Indeed, Clark! Getting it down can be the tricky bit!

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  7. jenne49 avatar

    A delightful story, Tom – exactly the anniversary I would expect this deliciously original couple to have.
    As to ‘demanding a note from your mother’, well, I do understand you have a life, but miss you when you’re absent – so not THIS time, but…

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Jenne. I’m a bit all over the place at the mo, hence the extended blogging break, but I’m trying to post and comment a little more frequently now. We shall see! 🤭

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  8. Liz H-H avatar

    What a perfect way to celebrate a loving anniversary! (Tho’ I’d leave off the peas 🤣)

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    1. Tom avatar

      Oh no, Liz… the peas are the best bit! 🤣 Unless you don’t like them, that is…!

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