The Unicorn Challenge: No Escapism


Victor sat at the table in front of the small television in the work’s canteen, whilst Alan and Sid queued up at the hot food counter for the day’s special, fish and chips.

Victor wasn’t happy as he’d left his packed lunch on the telephone table by the door on his way out to work that morning, and he’d been banned, by his wife Linda, from eating any of the canteen food.

He was debating getting a yogurt from the chilled desserts counter, to put him on, when Alan and Sid joined him at the table.

Victor’s stomach rumbled as he smelled the rich deliciousness of the salt and vinegar on the golden crispy batter on the fish, saw the steam rising from the succulent crinkle-cut chips, and imagined the flavour of the mushy peas served on the side of their plates.

‘Not eating, Vic?’ Sid asked as he put a fork full of the fluffy white fish into his mouth.

‘He’s on a diet.’ Al answered for Vic, before spilling some of his mushy peas down his chin.

‘Do you mind if I turn the TV volume up?’ Hattie from accounts asked, frowning towards Alan. ‘It’s that programme about day-to-day life working in a company canteen.’

‘Do you like this kind of thing?’ Victor asked as he eyed up a chip on Sid’s plate.

‘Oh, yes,’ Hattie replied, looking at the screen, ‘reality TV really takes you out of yourself.’

Victor looked at the yogurts again.

© Ayr / Gray
Posted for The Unicorn Challenge. This magical challenge, hosted by Jenne Gray and C E Ayr, asks that we write up to 250 words using a photo they supply as a prompt.

18 responses to “The Unicorn Challenge: No Escapism”

  1. Editor, Witcraft avatar

    Cleverly done, Tom. Slow burning irony. You know what irony is, right? It’s the opposite of crinkly. 🙂

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    1. Tom avatar

      🤣 I much prefer irony, Doug!

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  2. Misky avatar

    This is a handy bit of writing. Love it.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, M.
      The photo spoke to me! 🙂

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  3. ceayr avatar

    Time for Victor to decide if he’s a man or a wee squeaky rodent!

    Nice one , Tom

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, CE. Victor knows, but his wife knows more…

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  4. Diane Henders avatar

    “…reality TV really takes you out of yourself” – hahaha! I feel sorry for Victor (who, after all, is doing his best), but thanks for the laughs! :-)

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    1. Tom avatar

      😂 Thanks, Diane.
      My pleasure!

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  5. jenne49 avatar

    Well, you had me wanting a fish supper, and I wasn’t even sitting beside Sid and Al, so what chance does poor Victor have?
    Fabulous descriptions, Tom.
    And like Diane, I love “…reality TV really takes you out of yourself” – brilliant.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Ah, sorry, Jenne.
      I think Victor resisted… did you? 😉

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  6. The Sicilian Storyteller avatar
    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Nancy. 🙂

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  7. Margaret avatar

    All that temptation. I know he really really wants some of those fish and chips. Your description is making my mouth water, and I NEVER eat fish and chips. 😊. Great ending. Reality TV to take you out of yourself!!! Ha!

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    1. Tom avatar

      I believe the fish and chips were really delicious, Margaret. Knowing that means they don’t need to be eaten.
      ..

      So I tell myself!

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  8. clark avatar

    two things I really enjoyed: 1) delish sounding fish ‘n chips and b) nice secret-meta layer*

    *or whatever the term for the funhouse mirror that you are so good at sneaking into your stories

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Clark… it’s the characters, that’s all! 😊

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  9. Sally avatar

    Mushy peas — how very British! I had my first mushy peas a few months ago at a Burns Night. Can’t say I’m a huge fan, but I did enjoy them spilling down Al’s chin. 🙂

    Great story. Great line about reality tv. Poor Vic.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Sally.
      Mushy peas have to be the right consistency for them to be really good!

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