Festive Limericks 3 Ding Dong!


Better late than never, I suppose. This next lot of festive limericks are dinging and donging merrily on the cusp of absurdity. And one requires a little help with the festive cheer. A little punch perhaps. A cracker of an ending. Read on… if you can get to the end, that is!!!

There was a red man in the sky
Who bellowed with laughter up high
“With a ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’
Onward he’d go
Following reindeer who knew how to fly!

The sprout on the plate was lonely
It was there, the one and only
Beside carrots and spuds
Turkey bits and puds
But the rest of the meal was homely

The snowman looked on with glee
As white was all he could see
But he had a surprise
When he cleared both his eyes
And found he was on a beach in Hawaii

And now, over to you… complete this festive limerick in the comments below.

There was a nice chap called Bob
Who wanted a better job
One day he was called
To remove a fireplace wall

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10 responses to “Festive Limericks 3 Ding Dong!”

  1. colonialist avatar

    But decided he off it would fob.

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    1. Tom avatar

      I hope he recommended somebody else, Col…

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  2. Elaine - I used to be indecisive avatar

    ‘Help me please’ Santa said with a sob.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Poor Santa. There was a reason why that wall needed coming down, Elaine! 😀

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  3. colonialist avatar

    ‘I’ll get burnt!’ he complained at the hob.

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    1. Tom avatar

      He doesn’t like fires, does he, Col?

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  4. Diane Henders avatar

    …And discovered a whole Santa mob.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Hehehe! And ALL of them were stuck in the chimney!
      Thanks, Diane! 😀

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  5. prenin avatar

    Good ones Tom!!! 🙂 ❤

    Merry Christmas!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom avatar

      😀 Thanks, Prenin!

      Liked by 1 person

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