Festive Limericks 1 Hohoho!


There was an old man named Santa
Who lost an expensive hamper
He searched high and low
Found it buried in snow
Intact but decidedly damper

There was a young reindeer named Rudolph
Whose bright nose made him somewhat a show off
The others did mock
However Rudy did shock
When he challenged them all to a glow off

These limericks at Christmas are tricky
You have to be careful and picky
With one single wrong word
You look like a turkey
Open to ridicule and folk taking the mickey

(Image from Pixabay)

14 responses to “Festive Limericks 1 Hohoho!”

  1. colonialist avatar

    With Christmas-type limericks, Tom,
    Went writing them off like a bomb,
    But nobody praised them
    And so he erased them
    And went, crying, home to his Mom.

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    1. Tom avatar

      Tom read Col’s comment and cried,
      Feeling sore and dejected inside
      But then he cheered up
      And held aloft his cup
      Col’s next comment being a prize!

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  2. colonialist avatar

    (Act-chilly, they’re very funny!)

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Tom avatar

      Cheers, Col!
      (This will help my first reply make a little more sense!)
      Hehehe!

      Liked by 2 people

      1. colonialist avatar

        I couldn’t simply leave it out in the cold!

        Liked by 2 people

  3. Diane Henders avatar

    I love limericks! “Intact but decidedly damper” made me chuckle. 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Tom avatar

      Aw, thanks, Diane. That whole limerick revolved around that line! 😀

      Liked by 2 people

  4. Soul Gifts avatar
    Soul Gifts

    Tom Tom the limerick man
    writing as fast as he can
    to keep up the pace
    so time did not waste
    did Tom the limerick man

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    1. Tom avatar

      Raili’s comment made Tom think
      About time, and how he could chink
      A piece here and there
      To use anywhere
      When out of it was reached on the brink

      Sorry, Raili… I tried…

      Liked by 2 people

      1. Soul Gifts avatar
        Soul Gifts

        You done did that, Tom 🙂

        Liked by 2 people

  5. Sharon Mann avatar

    Wonderful Tom, a good laugh this morning.

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Tom avatar

      Pleased to hear it, Sharon.
      Happy Weekend to you! 😀

      Liked by 2 people

  6. prenin avatar

    Good limericks my friends!!! 🙂 ❤

    Love and hugs!!!

    Prenin.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom avatar

      Thanks, Prenin.

      Like

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