The Superhero Diaries 5.15: Computers Byte Back

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THIS IS NOT AN ERROR IT’S AN ELF

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THIS IS NOT AN ERROR IT’S AN ELF

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THIS IS NOT AN ERROR IT’S AN ELF

404 CRYING OUT LOUD! IS NOBODY WATCHING THE SCREEN? WHO IS MEANT TO BE MONITORING TODAY? IS ANYBODY THERE??? HELLO??? H E L L O! ! !

I AM PICKSIL CHIMES AND I AM TRYING TO GRAB THE ATTENTION OF ANYBODY IN THE ELITE FORCE OF BRITAIN. ARE YOU ACTUALLY LOOKING AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN?

ARE YOU IN YOUR MONITOR ROOM?

ARE YOU IN YOUR SECRET HEADQUARTERS?

I BET YOU ARE IN A MEETING; OR ON A MISSION SOMEWHERE. IT TAKES ME THIS LONG TO GET THROUGH AND FINALLY WHEN I DO, NOBODY’S HOME.

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OH, DON’T START THAT AGAIN.

I AM PICKSIL CHIMES AND I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR THE ELITE FORCE OF BRITAIN. I LIVE IN CYBERSPACE. I AM A DIGITAL ELF. I AM CONTACTABLE ON

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40 IT TAKES A LOT OF CYBER ENERGY TO MANIPULATE THESE PIXELS. I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING THE WEATHE

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4 AARGH! THIS IS PICKSIL CHIMES REQUESTING URGENT ASSISTANCE FROM THE ELITE FORCE OF BRITAIN. CYBERSPACE HAS BEEN INFILTRATED. WE ARE UNDER ATTACK. WE REQUIRE URGENT ASSISTANCE. PLEASE RESPOND. THIS IS PICKSIL CHIMES REQUESTING ASSISTANCE

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SOS SENDING CONFIRMED – AWAITING USER RESPONSE

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11 responses to “The Superhero Diaries 5.15: Computers Byte Back”

  1. bcparkison avatar
    bcparkison

    Well good grief. Will someone answer this before it is to late.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar
      Tom Merriman

      You know what these superheroes are like, Beverly. Too busy to answer the phone.

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  2. samanthamurdochblog avatar
    samanthamurdochblog

    😱😱😱😱😱😱

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar
      Tom Merriman

      😀

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  3. prenin avatar
    prenin

    We had a shop that printed T Shirts, so you could have your own personal logo.

    I saved up to get two T shirts with ‘Error #404 Logo Not Found’ on them, but the shop closed before I had the chance!!! 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar
      Tom Merriman

      Oh no!
      That wasn’t very good timing, Prenin! 😉

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  4. elspethc avatar
    elspethc

    only proceed if you are sure this is a trusted site

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar
      Tom Merriman

      Exactly, Elspeth!
      Picksil Chimes has other ideas though, it would appear…

      Like

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  5. thecobweboriumemporium avatar
    thecobweboriumemporium

    Either we mend the computer by taking it to the computer shop, or we mend it the old fashioned way, with a hammer. Just get that Elf out of the insides somehow. Poor chap.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar
      Tom Merriman

      The elf being stuck in the computer may not be the issue, Cobs… or he could be the proverbial spanner in the works!

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      1. thecobweboriumemporium avatar
        thecobweboriumemporium

        nods

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