I’m much more relaxed after yesterday’s post, thank you for asking.

So relaxed, I managed to visit a few blogs, only a few mind, and left a handful of comments. The other blogs will be visited over the coming week… I’m trying out ‘cluster-blogging’ now. For those of you unaware, Cluster-Blogging is just picking 10 – 20 blogs from the reader, and reading them before moving on to something else. Doing this, everyone will get read, and I have a steady stream of blogs to read.

I’m a little behind, so I may be reading September’s posts in April next year, but I’ll get there. I’m sure of it. And at the weekend, I’m making time for (drum roll please!) Double-Cluster-Blogging, or even back-to-back Double-Cluster-Blogging, depending on time availability. I’ll catch up eventually.

To complete yesterday’s dreadful jokes, I have three more – all ear based. Sit back, hold your stomachs and brace yourselves:

What kind of monster has the best hearing? The eeriest.

How is an ear of corn like an army? It has lots of kernels.

A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. He says: ” Doc, I don’t know what’s wrong with me!” The doctor thinks for a while, and finally says “bingo! I know what’s wrong with you!” The patient says “Really? What is it?”. “You’re not eating right.”

Hopefully, ‘normal’ posts will resume here from tomorrow. If not, I promise to leave off the jokes. Enough, I know, is enough!

Image from Pixabay

Posted by Tom Merriman

A future writer living in the present day

16 Comments

  1. All ears!! Glad you are in a feel Good mood today Tom!

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    1. Thanks, Susan. It’s been a bit of an up and down week, but it’s all Good in the end! 😀

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  2. You’re right,, there must be something in the water 🙂 Perhaps it’s an easing – no, make that ROFLing – into the month of September Serenity…

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    1. A roffling into September… I like that, Raili! 😀

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  3. Back to back double cluster blogging sounds like a brilliant idea and something I should attempt in order to catch up with everything. I think before starting it, though, I would need to have a flask of tea/coffee and a tasty selection of biscuits to accompany it, because it could be a l-o-n-g session.
    Thank you for the ear jokes – they have started my day (well, my sitting at the computer day) with a smile.

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    1. I may have to try this next time I find myself behind, Elaine. I haven’t had time until tonight for any blog reading, so I’ve just started at the latest again.
      Double Cluster Blogging may be called on at some point, however, I can feel it!

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  4. Still laughing Tom! 🙂

    Love your sense of humour!!! 🙂

    God Bless and happy blog reading!!! 🙂

    Prenin.

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    1. Thanks, Prenin… I just keep on trying! 😀

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  5. LOLOL … “You’re not eating right ???” … LOLOL
    OK, I think I can see again. Tears of laughter. haha
    The photo is hilarious too – those ears … hahaha
    I see … through laughter tears … that you’ve changed your blog again.
    There’s no ‘like’ button. Perhaps, you didn’t want it.
    I’m not a fan of yellow. BUT … change is good if you’re looking to change.
    I’m a cluster reader too. It seems to be the only way I can manage. Here’s to the cluster blogger 👍🏻
    Isadora 😎

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    1. Hehehe!
      I’m always tweaking with the blog’s appearance, Isadora… I’ve now changed the yellow to be more of a green. In October I’ll be going dark again, and then in November… hmm.. we’ll see!
      The likes are now down the left side of the posts, up near the headers. Well, they are on this theme, anyway! 😀

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      1. Yes, I found ‘like’. I never thought to look on the side. 😳
        I would change my theme from time to time but I always make it worse. I guess, for me, it’s best to let it be. I’m happy with my writing theme but my photo theme needs a boost’ maybe … soon.😁You’re quite brave to keep changing it. I’ll have to pop over to see the new color. ~~~ : – )
        Hope your having a wonderful Wednesday. 😎

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        1. With this theme I’m using, Isadora, the background colour has an effect on some of the text colour, so they complement each other quite well (the green text – and lines – wasn’t of my doing!). I like trying the new theme, but can always go back to the older one if needed – the settings seem to be saved… unless that’s changed now…

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          1. When I visit my blog followers, I notice many things I like then decide – I have enough on my plate to keep up with. LOL
            I’m sure old themes are saved somewhere. But, I’m clueless. 😳
            Right now, I’m trying to keep up with our Etsy business shops. One needs a new banner and more photos of our copper wall art; the other a make-over. AND … all I want to do is write and take photos. Ahhh … tis better than a go to work job. 😎

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            1. There’s always something that needs doing in this digital domain, isn’t there? It’s all fun though.

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              1. And, for me, I’m always learning new things. 😎

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