Ode to a Cold


Thou blight me with thy rasping throat
Running eyes and deepened croak
Leaking face and aching arms
And others of thy wondrous charms
A cough that starts and doesn’t stop
A sneeze! A sneeze! A sneeze and hop!
A stinging eye in a shade of red
An insatiable yearning to go to bed.

Thou blight me with a thumping head 
As well.

As I said.

Thou blight me. 

And tonight I rest.

For tomorrow is another day.

I’ve come down with a shocking cold today, goodness knows where from, although I think it has been brewing in the background for a couple of weeks now. I’m completely shattered, so I’m switching off for now… having an early night.

I must apologise once again for not visiting or replying to comments, but I will get round to it in due course!

23 responses to “Ode to a Cold”

  1. Visionkeeper avatar

    Chemtrail flu…..It’s going around the country and everybody is suffering! I hope you’re better quick but many have a heck of a time kicking it. Look at prenin. Good luck TL, hope your immune system is strong. Stay in bed and drink tea….Sending wishes your way for a quick recovery….VK 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks for the heads up, VK. Several folk I know have this, but we here in Cheshire have this odd recurring cold which flares up every two weeks or so. Most odd. Hopefully this what I have is the end of it!
      And thanks for the good wishes! Always appreciated!

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  2. europasicewolf avatar

    Oh no! Poor you! Hope you’re feeling better soon😨Been sneezing like a trooper today and was hoping it was all in the mind and be gone by tomorrow. Not so sure now!

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Hope your cold did clear up, Icewolf! Sneezing’s not much fun when you’re constantly at it!

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      1. europasicewolf avatar

        Constantly at it…that sounds good 😀😉 Oh! Sneezing! Ah well…no not so good 😷 lol But it’s OK it was just a one nighter after all ☺

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          😀 Phew. That’s a relief!

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  3. lameadventures avatar

    I have a cold over here on my side of the pond, too, Tom. Unlike you, I’m not feeling remotely poetic about it. I just feel crummy.

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    1. Visionkeeper avatar

      Get better soon …..VK

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    2. Tom Merriman avatar

      I wanted to keep on keeping on, LA. Well, I actually wanted to go to bed truth be told, but I carried on regardless! And then slept!

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      1. lameadventures avatar

        Sleep is medicinal, Tom, but I’m such a phlegm factory on feet right now, maybe I need to enter a coma to recover.

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          Maybe start off with a deep sleep, LA, and see how things go from there! 😉

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  4. anotherday2paradise avatar

    Sounds horrendous, Tom. Get well soon, or even sooner. 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Sylvia. Things seem to be improving as I type. With crossed fingers!

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  5. prenin avatar

    Bed young man – and stay there!!! 🙂

    God Bless and get well soon!!! 🙂

    Prenin.

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    1. Visionkeeper avatar

      Hope you are all better now Prenin!!! I hope Tom’s is not as long lasting…That is such a drag 😦 VK

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      1. prenin avatar

        Hi VK! 🙂

        Five weeks was enough for anyone! 😦

        Looks like I had flu for the first four weeks, then picked up a cold off a taxi driver! 😦

        I lost 5lbs, so not all bad news! 🙂

        God Bless!

        Prenin.

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    2. Tom Merriman avatar

      That’s what I did, Prenin! And when I got to sleep, I slept. And then woke up coughing again!
      And thank you!

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  6. Elaine - I used to be indecisive avatar

    I wonder how Shakespeare would have written about a cold? A bit like this I expect! Great ode. 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Aw, thanks, Elaine. I was compared to Shakespeare earlier as well! Hehehe. Well, I took it that way, anyway! 😀 😉

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  7. Inside the Mind of Isadora avatar

    No worries, Tom. The worst thing to do when ill is to push oneself. Have lots of homemade chicken soup. I think there’s aomthing about people saying to do that. I always feel much better afterwards.
    Be healthy … Take good care.
    Isadora 😎

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Isadora. Yes, chicken soup does make you feel a tad better for some reason. There has to be something in it (and not just the chicken!!! 😉 ) 😀

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  8. Diane Henders avatar

    I’m so impressed that you could come up with such a fabulous verse despite feeling crappy! Hope you feel better soon.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thank you, Diane.
      I wanted to make light of the situation, so faced it head on! And then went to bed.
      I am feeling better now though!

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