In-Flight Entertainment

Appearing positively green as she flew by the light of the Moon, Crumbella giggled and cackled, and chuckled and gurgled with delight as she pointed her old faithful, Bent Wanda,  to any unfortunates who happened to see her.

Spotting an elderly gentleman pointing up at her, she returned the rude gesture with Bent Wanda, and commanded the elements turn him partly into a toad.

“Just a tongue!” Crumbella burped seconds before screeching with delight.

She changed a dog into a dot (gave it a cat’s face), a mouse into a mat (gave it a cat’s face), and another man into a woman (gave him a…)

“Woah!!!”

Crumbella lost her grip on Mrs Twiggs, her broomstick, and subsequently lost her grip on Bent Wanda, who fell from the skies.

Magickal energies firing in all directions as Wanda fell ever faster caused all sorts of damage as they struck their unintended targets. Road signs became tails, pumpkins became pomegranates, eyes of newt became legs of toad… exasperated, Crumbella wondered why it never worked this way when she really wanted it.

She swooped down after Wanda, chortling uncontrollably as a wayward magickal bolt struck her, trapping her into a perpetual cycle, up and down and round and round with no end to the hideous laughter.

Appearing more and more green as she circled by the light of the Moon, her laughter did not exactly hide the fact that she wasn’t particularly enjoying this flight.

Those on the ground saw it differently.