An Open Letter To Ellen DeGeneres


Time to offer a helping hand, I feel.
I can’t say for definite that Ellen DeGeneres calls by my blog, but just in case she does, reblogging this open letter won’t do any harm.
The world needs more good; it can never have enough good; and doing a good deed adds to the good!
Hope this helps, Hook.
And Ellen, thanks for calling by! 😉

The Hook's avatarYou've Been Hooked!

Dearest Ellen,

Hello. How are you? That’s great to hear, seriously. Listen, I know you’ve got a full plate in front of you right now (Okay, maybe not literally; you don’t look like you eat that much, to be honest. However, I stand by the statement.), especially considering how many challenges you have to deal with right now.

  • Voicing animated fish is no mean feat. (How do they record your voice underwater anyway?)
  • Arranging for Sofía Vergara to be “accidentally” deported so you can be the reigning CoverGirl has to be a lot of work.
  • Teaching millions of people to dance like no one is watching while hosting a kick-butt talk show must be exhausting. And sweaty, no doubt.

Normally I use this forum to write about my life as a bellman in Niagara Falls, but today I want to write to you from my heart.

I’ve been married to…

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6 responses to “An Open Letter To Ellen DeGeneres”

  1. The Hook avatar

    Here’s to goodness – and good friends!
    Thanks!

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Still hope it works for you, Hook!

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  2. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

    I think this is a wonderful idea. Hope it flies…far enough to Ellen.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It is a good idea, Tess, I agree. And one that I would like to see succeed!

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  3. shreejacob avatar

    I loved the post Tom! Thanks for sharing it 😀 And yup sent a Twitter to Ellen’s account! Hope she gets so swamped with requests that she does read it 😀

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Shree. He’s good with words is Mr Hook!

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