Ģɾɛɛʈiɳġʂ Ħūɱɐʼnş…
Âɕķ…
Ŧħíʂ iş ŒðďŞqūārɘ Pŕïɱə fŕøɱ ɫɧɛ Ôʤʤʋĺā Ñěbûʟą… ŷøuʁ ÉąɽťħĮïňɡ, BĕçʞÿB, ɦas ʂɘť fɷʀʈh á Ģâļâcŧìç mĩssïoɳ to pōşt òďdnęšş ŧĥrŏügɦoųʈ Fęɓʁʉąŕy. Wę íɳ ɫɧɛ Ôʤʤʋĺā Ñěbûʟą ąřě vėŕy şĥóʁʇ…
Apőɭoğíěŝ, ĭŋʧɘɾşʈěɭɭąŗ çöɱɱűʼnićąɫíoɴ ĭş a ĺïťťɭę oņ ʧɦɘ fŀąʞy śidě… Ì wąs sąyïńɡ ʍɘ äřɛ a ɭĩʈʈɭɜ şĥōɾť…
FĮippıņɢ ɧɛɕʞ…
á ɭiʈʈɭɜ şĥóŕt ôń ʈĩɱɛ, śò áɾę ůņąɓĬɛ to ċōɱpĺy…
Ńoť ťhāţ ťɦeŕɛ’ş ‘ĕŵŧ odď áʙóuʈ űś áʼnyʍây. Ĭf iʈ ʙè ɷđđɳɛşş yoŭ şėėʞ, ʇĥiş pőŕťąĮ ŵïĺĺ òpɛɳ a cɦɑnnɘɭ ţo ėɳable yɵű to fínɖ it.
I’ve managed to translate…
Greetings Humans…
Ack…
This is OddSquare Prime from the Oddula Nebula… your Earthling, BeckyB, has set forth a Galactic mission to post oddness throughout February. We in the Oddvia Nebula are very short…
Apologies, interstellar communication is a little on the flaky side… I was saying we are a little short…
Flipping heck…
a little short on time, so are unable to comply…
Not that there’s ‘ewt odd about us anyway. If it be oddness you seek, this portal will open a channel to enable you to find it.
*Not sure whether it’s ‘Oddula’ or ‘Oddvia’, so went with both, but either way it’s odd! I’ve checked, and the link links to Becky’s site, so it’s perfectly safe to click… you won’t end up going into some intergalactic chasm never to return.
The Mansionic Perspective 
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