Early Warning Notification


Blogland! I warn thee of possible dire consequences yet to come.

The direst, in fact.

Brace yourselves, for this is one of those moments you will be pleased to have received an Early Warning Notification for.

I kid thee not.

Thine very souls know this to be the truth; so beware you may shudder when you read the following words…

Toward the end of July (July 2018 to be specific!) the Bathroom in the Mansion is to be replaced.

Now, compose yourself. Settle down, and take deep and measured breaths. I will allow you to calm before I continue.

Ready?

OK, then.

Yes, everything in the Bathroom is being removed and renewed. As many of you know, the Bathroom is home to an Interdimensional Vortex, which is currently hidden behind a curtain. I hope it behaves itself when the workmen arrive, although disturbing any structure which is built where multiple Ley Lines cross is bound to cause some ripples throughout space and time.

I shall be focussing energies away from the Bathroom when the work begins… but you never know.

Especially where my Bathroom is concerned.

I just thought it was only fair to let you know in advance…

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Above: The old Bathroom with the Vortex lurking behind the curtain. Apologies for the state of the photo, but cameras don’t work particularly well in the Bathroom… and it’s actually blue.

18 responses to “Early Warning Notification”

  1. Visionkeeper avatar

    Hopefully those ‘disturbed’ energies will stay on your side of the pond! I certainly hope it doesn’t upset ongoing communications with ‘Little Kim Rocketman’…We are getting closer to peace and we don’t want that being upset…Thanks for the heads up…..VK 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, VK.
      I’ll try to keep these energies contained…

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  2. bcparkison avatar

    Well it looks good to me. Must be something terribly wrong to go to such measures.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Just a refurb, Beverly. And a magical realignment.

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  3. Sue Dreamwalker avatar

    Oh Tom.. NO!!! not the Bathroom.. What sort of energies will you disturb, Will you get swallowed down the Vortex Plug? Will the 5th Dimension finally arrive?
    What this space, I will try..
    But you know my own vortex is in the shed down the allotment plot these days.. So Hope we can meet up in Hyperspace.. 🙂 Somewhere in the middle.. 😀
    Enjoy the Dust and Rubble.. 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I know, Sue. Of all spaces!
      Well, see you in cyberspace… although there are still a few weeks to go yet!

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  4. Elaine - I used to be indecisive avatar

    Phew – thank you for the heads up. Forwarned is forearmed as they say… 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Sometimes being forewarned is necessary, Elaine!

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  5. Soul Gifts avatar
    Soul Gifts

    Oh dear, let’s hope it doesn’t create too much chaos!

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It can’t create that much more than what it already does, Raili. Which is a bit of a worry…

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      1. Soul Gifts avatar
        Soul Gifts

        Hmmm, time will tell

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          Still waiting, Raili, but things seem… well, y’know! 😉

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Uh oh indeed, Diane!

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  6. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

    Oo-er! Sounds exciting . . . and dangerous at the same time.

    Might be rather nice if the buildery people did the new bathroom, made everything look splendid and in full working order … and then the vortex swallowed them up before they could give you the bill!

    Now there’s a plan! 😀

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      I hadn’t thought of it that way, Cobs.
      I’ll whisper a few words to the Bathroom. Well, you never know…

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  7. europasicewolf avatar

    Oh Wolf!!! The bathroom is badly behaved enough already under the closest thing to normal circumstances the Mansion knows! It should have a few tales to tell about what happened to the builders!!

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      It has more than a few tales, Icewolf… you never know, though… the Mansion may keep the Bathroom in check. No breaks for an independent Bathroom this time! 😀

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