A short Six Word Saturday post.
A short Six Word Saturday post.
Dear The Long Easter Weekend,
Why not let us have some glorious Spring weather so we can enjoy you a little more?
Why not have some fun this weekend and try to get in a couple of ridiculous jokes to your nearest and dearest, just for the sake of their reaction? You could use jokes such as:
Dear Daft Driver,
Why not learn how to drive properly? Did you know that a second lane at a junction is for travelling straight ahead, and not, as you did, for turning left? You may have been indicating, but it is usually customary to indicate before you manoeuvre. And then, you did the very same thing at the next roundabout. At speed. Perhaps you just can’t drive? Mind you, a non-driver would probably drive better than you did.
Dear The Word Manoeuvre AND Spellchecker,
Why not work together and know this is the word I want to use? Yes the spelling catches me out every single time, but it is such an unusual and distinct word it should just be taken as granted this is the word I want. I can always change it if it isn’t… I have to change it anyway as it is always spelt wrongly!
Dear Ghost Galaxy NGC1052-DF2,
How wonderful that you appear to have no mysterious ‘dark matter’ and are only made up of ordinary matter. Now that you have been spotted by us Earthlings, why not surprise us even further and send us a cheery ‘Hello’! That will REALLY turn science on its head!
Dear Mrs Tufty,
How nice it was to see you swimming towards me on the Lake earlier today, with Tufty just behind. It’s jus a pity that a couple of boisterous geese decided to squabble and send you off-course. Next time we meet, why not come even closer so I can get some good close up photos of you, like I have of Tufty.
Dear Chilling Rain,
Why not join us on the good side and rain a little warmer? I’m not asking you not to rain – I know how important you are – but you should be feeling warmer now. Your current raindrops feel like sharp icy pin pricks, which aren’t very pleasurable after, oh, about ten.
Why not just have a day with no judgements, no criticisms, no complaints, no bitterness, no hatred and no evil thoughts? Sounds like a lot to ask, but it isn’t. Really.
Dear Favourite Work Pens,
I love writing with you, I really do. The thing is, as I write such a lot you don’t seem to last very long without running out of ink. Please, why not think of people like me, and try to write a little (OK, quite a lot!) further before you have to go into the rubbish bin. In the meantime, I will be buying another pack of you soon.
And Finally, Dear Blogland,
Why not give yourself a hearty pat on the back for just being you? You’re doing a good job.
Thank you for reading,
P.S. Why not try something new and see what happens? I’m experimenting with 3D graphics at the moment, and have created this…
… well, I’ve been experimenting in PowerPoint for a while with some creations, but old Rustbucket here was created in my landscaping program. Rustbucket is a new character for one of my story serieseses and he will be making his true appearance later in the year. Trying something new always opens new opportunities, not necessarily in the way first thought. For now though, I shall wish you a fabulous weekend!
An icy mist arrives
Gently freezing an idyllic scene
And shining a light
Upon an uncovered reflected world
Well, ‘tis done…
First line: Published: 2,500.
Now, onwards and upwards!
Oops. I seem to have ran out of scheduled posts… must rectify that as soon as possible!
In the meantime, here’s my experience with the Northern Lights whilst in Cluddunt.
Started off with a normal Sunset, on the hotel roof with the added hot-tub:
Quickly, the lighting began to change:
The temperature stayed the same, but the sky became darker:
Then, we were bathed in the most magnificent green:
But it didn’t last long and things looked more normal once again:
Whatever normal is, mind…