Vampyre Rose
With a ring through her nose
And long pointed toes with teeth to match
Was out on the prowl
With eyes like an owl
And she started to growl as no-one was around to catch
Forlornly she walked
And balked as she talked
And sulked as she started to dash
It was so late at night
The Sun was almost in sight
And in fright she came out in a rash
She got back to her lair
Thinking how life was unfair
And slumped in a chair looking back
She was a hundred and two
And had nothing to do
‘Cept eat a sarnie or two – oh, and constantly count all her cash
(A bit of nonsense does wonders every now and then!)
Tom
LOL !
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Hehehe! 😀
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Bless her heart…At her age she need to get a life. hehe
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Oh, she knows what she’s doing, Beverly! 😀
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She needs a good dentist!
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She’s had plenty, Eugenia! 😉 😀
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🤣
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Well, Tom.. she looks very good for 102… I hope I look as good LOL 🙂 Enjoyed your poem and your creation Tom. Cleverly done
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Thanks, Sue. Just a bit of nonsense fun for a Sunday! 😀
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Loved it xx
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I was expctin see fangs dripping drops of blood …
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Nope, Raili… Vampyre Rose didn’t get the chance!
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She reminds me of someone, but I just can’t think who it is. But .. it’s Monday, and I only have one brain cell.
Personally … I’d advise you to keep well away from it. She’s scary!
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She is a little scary, Cobs, but she’s alright when you’re on her good side. The thing with vampyres, however, is nobody knows which is their good side… 😉
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Stay away from her Tom. I don’t want to see you bitten. They’re like bugs …. looking for their next meal. You could be hers! eeeek!
lol ~ C. x
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Eek!
Although I may be a little tough. Or chewy.
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Have you seen her teeth?
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You have a point there, Cobs. Hehehe! 😀
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Good laugh! What fun.
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Thank, Sharon. I think Vampyre Rose may be a fun one to write about!
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Good poem Tom and funny too!!! 🙂
God Bless my friend!!! 🙂
Prenin.
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Pleased you think so! Thanks, Prenin.
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