Vampyre Rose–Nonsense Prose (almost, but it rhymes)


Vampyre Rose
With a ring through her nose
And long pointed toes with teeth to match
Was out on the prowl
With eyes like an owl
And she started to growl as no-one was around to catch
Forlornly she walked
And balked as she talked
And sulked as she started to dash
It was so late at night
The Sun was almost in sight
And in fright she came out in a rash
She got back to her lair
Thinking how life was unfair
And slumped in a chair looking back
She was a hundred and two
And had nothing to do
‘Cept eat a sarnie or two – oh, and constantly count all her cash

(A bit of nonsense does wonders every now and then!)


22 responses to “Vampyre Rose–Nonsense Prose (almost, but it rhymes)”

    1. Tom Merriman avatar
  1. bcparkison avatar

    Bless her heart…At her age she need to get a life. hehe

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Oh, she knows what she’s doing, Beverly! 😀

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  2. -Eugenia avatar

    She needs a good dentist!

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      She’s had plenty, Eugenia! 😉 😀

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  3. Sue Dreamwalker avatar

    Well, Tom.. she looks very good for 102… I hope I look as good LOL 🙂 Enjoyed your poem and your creation Tom. Cleverly done

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thanks, Sue. Just a bit of nonsense fun for a Sunday! 😀

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  4. Soul Gifts avatar
    Soul Gifts

    I was expctin see fangs dripping drops of blood …

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Nope, Raili… Vampyre Rose didn’t get the chance!

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  5. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

    She reminds me of someone, but I just can’t think who it is. But .. it’s Monday, and I only have one brain cell.

    Personally … I’d advise you to keep well away from it. She’s scary! :/

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      She is a little scary, Cobs, but she’s alright when you’re on her good side. The thing with vampyres, however, is nobody knows which is their good side… 😉

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      1. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

        Stay away from her Tom. I don’t want to see you bitten. They’re like bugs …. looking for their next meal. You could be hers! eeeek!
        lol ~ C. x

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          Eek!
          Although I may be a little tough. Or chewy.

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          1. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

            Have you seen her teeth?

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            1. Tom Merriman avatar

              You have a point there, Cobs. Hehehe! 😀

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  6. Sharon Mann avatar

    Good laugh! What fun.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Thank, Sharon. I think Vampyre Rose may be a fun one to write about!

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  7. prenin avatar

    Good poem Tom and funny too!!! 🙂

    God Bless my friend!!! 🙂

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Pleased you think so! Thanks, Prenin.

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