The Superhero Diaries 4.3: Regretfully Yours


The Elite Force of Britain: a group of superheroes who joined together to solve one problem and decided to stick together to solve many. Lately, however, the team have been elsewhere. Some superheroes are on an important mission on a planet far, far away, and others are dealing with more home-grown issues. Due to this lack in superheroes, the despicable Supervillains United have taken the opportunity to strike.
Speculation is running high that the superheroes’ return is imminent, so the SVU are swiftly undertaking a recruitment campaign to swell their number.

The even more despicable Dropped Apostrophe is in charge of recruitment. And he is ‘roofless’ as he occasionally describes himself. A rejection letter has been delivered to a wannabe new member, it appears the applicant’s name had been deliberately left off the letter.

Dear

Thank you for your recent request to join Supervillain’s United (you’re only true supervillain group).

Regretfully at this time, we are unable to offer you a permanent place within our membership.

Our background cheques have revealed that you were once saved by a member of the Elite Farce of Britain, and as such we deem you to be more loyal to their cause than hours.

If, however, you choose to persew further your request to join are ranks, please fill out another form and get it back to us, wear we can cheque you agane.

Regretfully Your’s,

The Dropped Apostrophe UPR CSE cmma FLSTP

Designated Commander Recruitment Division


26 responses to “The Superhero Diaries 4.3: Regretfully Yours”

  1. bcparkison avatar

    Can’t you send out an SOS or flash a light into the sky. This is a serious time and we need the superheros to get into action. Right about now!

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    1. Soul Gifts avatar
      Soul Gifts

      It is a matter of extreme urgency !

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      1. Tom Merriman avatar

        It certainly is, Raili. I have no idea where they all are…

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        1. Soul Gifts avatar
          Soul Gifts

          Perhaps Major Tom could help find them – he’s floating up there somewhere …

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          1. Tom Merriman avatar

            That he is, Raili… although I think he may be missing up there also… eek!

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    2. Tom Merriman avatar

      I absolutely agree, Beverly. Even their red hotline is going to voicemail.

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  2. bcparkison avatar

    I did comment on the other site. Now this is getting complicated.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      Very, Beverly.

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  3. Soul Gifts avatar
    Soul Gifts

    I’ve not come across the SVU or Superheroes before. The Dropped Apostrophe needs to go back to elementary school, his literacy skills are abominable. But I guess that fits with his name …

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      He does that, Raili. He also need to learn some manners. He’s despicable.

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  4. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

    Is there anyone out there who’s genuinly suitable to fill the role of role of Superhero???
    Do they have the Superhero Badge?
    Have they got the T.Shirt?
    Do they know how to rip their shirt off and show their Superheroness?
    And .. most importantly . . .
    Are they willing to wear Superhero Knickers over their Superhero tights???

    And – before I sign off – I agree with Soul Gifts . . . The Dropped Apostrophe needs more Edumacation! 😀

    My fingers, heart and one brain cell were itching to delete, correct and put right many words in that post. So much so that I began to believe I had an OCD. (lol)
    Squidges ~ Cobs. x

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    1. bcparkison avatar

      Oh goodness…I’, in trouble

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      1. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

        Noooo, not you Beverly. Never you.
        Unless you mean the bit about wearing your superhero knickers over your tights… and if so… I’m in trouble too, because I wouldn’t do that either.
        lol

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          It really depends on the colours, that’s all.

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          1. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

            In your world it might…. but us girls, well we just aren’t quite so … ‘outgoing’. lol

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            1. Tom Merriman avatar

              You could always cover them with a snazzy belt.

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              1. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

                Well since I’m not a Superhero, I won’t have to worry about it. But for those gals who are in the Elite Force, that’s certainly an option available to them. 😀 (Although they’re probably far more outgoing than I am, so won’t have any problems) lol

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                1. Tom Merriman avatar

                  Well, some of them, anyway… 😉

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    2. Tom Merriman avatar

      That’s one of the Dropped Apostrophe’s tricks, Cobs, to cause his opponents to shudder.
      I’d help out, but I gave up being a superhero years ago.

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      1. thecobweboriumemporium avatar

        Ah Tom …. you’ll always be someones ‘Superhero’. Not to just one person … but to many, at different times, for different things.

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        1. Tom Merriman avatar

          All I can say is perhaps, Cobs… although I don’t know who, when, where or why! They aren’t letting on… but I think I like it that way.

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  5. -Eugenia avatar

    The Dropped Apostrophe has always been nothing but trouble. I too, agree with Soul Gifts…The Dropped Apostrophe needs to go back to elementary school.

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      That he has, Eugenia. Every now and again he will show up and cause chaos!

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  6. Sue Dreamwalker avatar

    Love the line the Elite Farce of Britain.. 🙂 lol 🙂

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    1. Tom Merriman avatar

      😀
      They have been called a lot worse by this despicable lot, Sue! 😀

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