Static


There’s a slight fizz in the air.
An electrical charge that seems to be all around.
Sparks leap forth from the button – I decide to walk.
I touch the banister. It touches me back.
A sharp jolt.
A quick shock.
A loud crack.
I pull my hand away, but decide to try again.
And again, a gently severe thud touches my fingers.
Coursing throughout my body goes the charge.
I can feel it.
Out it goes through my feet and hands and also through the top of my head in an instant.
Out through every single strand of hair on my head.
Lifting every single hair.
Upright.
Charged.
Smoking? No. Thankfully.
Although it couldn’t look any worse.
There’s definitely a slight fizz in the air.

26 responses to “Static”

  1. prenin avatar

    Bzzzt!!! LoL!!!

    Yeah I hate it when I get static shocks touching grounded items because of the synthetics my clothes are made of! 😦

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Hi Prenin – they always occur when you least expect it as well. And when you are expecting it, they still take you by surprise! Random! 😀

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  2. Sue Dreamwalker avatar

    This happens to me Tom when I have those certain soles on a pair of my shoes.. especially i get a shock off the car door when I get out.. But it looks like that FIZZzzzzz has shot straight through to your background, there is a diffinate Fizz in the Air.. 🙂 ..
    Happy Easter Tom! ~Sue

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Hi Sue – yes cars, lift buttons, banisters, Marks and Spencers, other people (sometimes!) and knitted jumpers. I’m being zapped everywhere!
      Thanks, Sue – I hope you had a Happy Easter too! 😀

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  3. kateshrewsday avatar

    I hate that. It happens to me a lot in Marks and Spencers.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      I know that Marks and Spencer’s feeling only too well, Kate… 🙂

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  4. Let's CUT the Crap! avatar

    The fizz makes my teeth feel they’re on fire and the hair on the back of my neck feels fried.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Hi Tess, yes it’s a bit of an odd sensation. Not exactly unpleasant but not exactly pleasant either…

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  5. Andra Watkins avatar

    Fizz in the air. I love that!

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Thanks, Andra. You know when it’s there when it’s there! 😀

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  6. speccy avatar

    The background is inspired!
    My hair looks like it’s been charged every morning, without that excuse. 🙂

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Thanks, Speccy! 😀
      I have a similar issue with my hair every now and then…

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  7. Visionkeeper avatar
    Visionkeeper

    That fizz in the air is them charging up the electric chairs getting them ready for the dark ones punishment for all the death and destruction they have caused. That time is upon us! Imagine what they will feel. They will smoke for sure…..VK

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Blimey, VK. Hope it doesn’t rain on that day…

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  8. Tilly Bud avatar

    I am a martyr to static electricity, especially with my hair.

    Love the background. You are so clever!

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Thank you, Tilly, but I only found it on the web…
      My hair is a species in itself. I’m sure it thrives on static electricity.

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  9. Deb avatar

    I hate when that happens, Tom. It’s happens to me as Sue described. Very cool background!
    Hope you had a very nice Easter!

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Thanks, Deb.
      It seems none of us are safe from these sudden zaps and fizzes.
      I hope your Easter was a good one too! 😀

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  10. Androgoth avatar
    Androgoth

    Ahhh so this is what the Static
    is all about? 🙂 Well I sometimes
    get that when I shut the car door
    and that little electrical charge
    always gets me 🙂 lol

    This posting is a wonderful
    display of your fine artistic creativity…

    Have fun today Sir Aquatom 🙂

    Androgoth

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Ah, Andro – I’ve just explained about the static on my Iceman post… I’m doing my usual trick of working backwards again! That static charge is a little blighter, is it not!?
      Thanks for commenting, and I hope you’ve had a great Tuesday!

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  11. Red avatar

    I despise static, but like it far better than traditional electrocution. Been there, burnt the shirt, however.
    Red.

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    1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

      Ouch. I burnt my fingers with electricity once (with a lamp) and my chest and stomach another time with what I call electrocution pads (those muscle-stimulator pad things).
      I agree that static is the better option, Red! 😀

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      1. Red avatar

        Oh, no. I was talking about I got the full force of an amusement park ride. 8900V. I was sore for a week…

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        1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

          Double ouch, Red!
          I can imagine that smarted a bit. A LOT! You certainly beat my electrocuton pads! And you’re lucky you can tell the tale…

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          1. Red avatar

            The doctors said to the tune of about 1/4 second 😉

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            1. Tom (Aquatom1968) avatar

              Well, Red (apart from the being shocked, of course) you were certainly in the right place at the right time that day… a quarter of a second – astounding!

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